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Three is the Great Threeski, a Russian chess master in this episode. He speaks with a thick Russian accent.


Three: Without the rules, a game is a complete waste of time. Foolish, ridiculous!

Five: What's chess?

Three: Chess is a game that involves thinking skills, comrades! It does not involve cheese or mice. Just teeny tiny pieces of medieval items.

Four: Well?

Seven: Well what?

Four: What do we do now?

Seven: We can play one diversion!

Three: Does a one diversion chase the cheese?

Seven: Well, yes.

Three: Are you certain you have read the rules completely, my friend?

Seven: I know the rules!

Three: Are you sure?

Seven: Yes! I mean, no! Can you please tell me the rules?

Three: Nyet. No!